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3 definitions by shouriman

 
1.
1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts
1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
by shouriman October 12, 2003
 
2.
the most successful icon in japanese anime history
um um um
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMONNNN ~
by shouriman October 12, 2003
 
3.
an opportunist
"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"
by shouriman October 12, 2003