20 definitions by shootandrun

Top Definition
Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
#text #cell #cellphone #sex #movie #film #play #concert #music #annoy #obnoxious
by shootandrun August 14, 2007
A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas
1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.
#disaster #conecticut #fire #iceberg #spill #radioactive #radiation #giant #measurement #tiny #large #cataclysm #state
by shootandrun June 13, 2007
One who deflects and repels attractive women.
Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.
#poon #poontang #sex #honey #chick #sexist #rug #pussy #vagina #twat #erotic
by shootandrun August 01, 2007
A society that caters exclusively to the unborn. In an embryocracy, fetuses and embryos get all the privileges and rights, while the rest of us (the born) become second class citizens.
Laws are being passed to give personhood to fetuses. But children living in poverty can't get proper health care or education. Our nation is becoming an embryocracy.
#abortion #unborn #anti-choice #children #fetus #embryo #pro-choice #baby #life #death
by shootandrun January 12, 2012
(noun) a wedding ring.
As soon as I saw the breeding tag on his/her finger, I knew he/she was off limits.
#wedding #ring #breeding #tag #marriage #sex #babies #baby
by shootandrun June 14, 2007
During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.
I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.
#baby #infant #horrible #noise #cry #scream #toddler #child #family #loud #terrible #terrifying
by shootandrun October 14, 2010
Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.
Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.
#internet #addict #fat #larva #web #devolve #evolve #google #cyber #sexy #blob
by shootandrun April 17, 2008
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