46 definitions by shomesomethin

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.
Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.
by shomesomethin June 30, 2010

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This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.
I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

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What all forms of hip-hop or Rap are, whether east-coast or west coast or gangsta-rap, it is all loved,appreciated and recognized only by an unintelligent, non-educated, ever growing group of mentally void, soulless young people who are afflicted with the herd instinct, who only know how to follow, or copy someone elses ideas or style or dress code.
Ice-T, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 50-cent, Lil Kim, and Lil Wayne are all forms of shittalk.
Ebonics consists of lots of shittalk.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

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bullbit is an exaggeration, or outright lie that somebody puts right in the middle of a true story, a bullbit is usually used as an attempt to make the storyteller appear to be cool. A bullbit is a tiny bit of bullshit that can change a story drastically or just slightly, depending on where, in the story, it is inserted.
His recap of the story was pretty much right on the money, except for the bullbit he tossed in at the end, to try to impress the chicks.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

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A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.
A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

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A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.
Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

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bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.
Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

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