1 definition by shmrrrr

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When you are eating a chick out and she gets her period, and as you are pulling away she lets out the "Mega-Queef" and the period blood sprays all over your face.
I was hooking up with his hot ass chick and she gave me a RedBeard, I'm still trying to wash it off.
by shmrrrr February 11, 2010

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