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The most common nickname for Tardar Sauce, the grumpy cat of internet fame. Tard was born with a face that always looks grumpy, and so naturally the internet instantly loved her. She quickly became a meme, and has become quite famous.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas, Tard?
Tard: World War III

If you're happy and you know it, clap--
Tard: No
by shizfunkistan March 03, 2013

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