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9 definitions by shivers

 
1.
An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.
Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.


Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.


DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.


DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?

DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?


DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!


DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.


DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
by Shivers March 15, 2005
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2.
A root vegetable. For some reason, a popular subject in Flash cartoons.

Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.

Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."

Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.
What's taters, precious?
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


Pooootato, potato, potato.


NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."
by Shivers October 28, 2004
801 445
 
3.
The breadfish, part of a looping toon on weebls-stuff.com.
Tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich
For fishermen and sharks?
by Shivers October 28, 2004
280 58
 
4.
Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.

Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the powerful(?) dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
by Shivers October 28, 2004
191 44
 
5.
Important information about stuff, offered by weebls-stuff.com.
I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes!
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese,
Toilets,
Russians,
Planets,
Hamsters,
Weddings,
Poets,
Stalin,
KUALA LUMPUR!
Pygmies,
Budgies,
KUALA LUMPUR!
I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes!
I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like:
Carrots,
Handbags,
Cheese.
by Shivers October 28, 2004
50 25
 
6.
OMR
Means "Oh My Rod", something different to say than "Oh My God". Can also mean "Oh My Ra", which is usually used by Yu-Gi-Oh! fans.
OMR, I can't believe how hard this rainforest report is to write.
by Shivers March 15, 2005
16 12
 
7.
Adjective;

1. A ridiculously sexy person.

2. An absolutely amazing session of sex.

3. An exceptionally complex setup made for the purposes of having sex.
1. "That chick is so hot, she's sextravagant."
2. "Last night was sextravagant, babe."
3. "When I entered the room, I saw that he had lit candles, put on some really good mood music, and scattered real rose petals everywhere! It was so beautiful and sextravagant!
by Shivers September 16, 2012
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