1 definition by shitzam
A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.
Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.
Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!
by shitzam Feb 3, 2010 add a video