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1 definition by shitzam

1. Malloritis
A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.
Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!
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