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A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.
Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!
by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009
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