The type of man that all true Cowgirls look for...
...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.
The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
"Coe-lah-tay" = Cola + latte. The blizzard has you snowbound. You just got done snow blowing and shoveling. You are cold as hell. You're all out of tea and coffee, you can't get to the store, and it's closed anyway. But you have some cola ...
... pour the cola into a large mug, about 2/3 full. Heat in the microwave. It will taste TOO sweet when it is hot, so you have to add water (colafe) or milk (colatte). When you add milk it foams, so that's why it is only 2/3 full. If you add milk (colatte), stir SLOWLY (or it will foam TOO much). ENJOY.
Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.
The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.
Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!