2 definitions by sheliatequila

Top Definition
a wanna be salsa dancer with cheap shoes, prone to infections and incapable of parking a car in a carport, usually seen urinating in public.
" Look at that guy over there, he's such a klotz .'

I'm such a klotz , lately"
by sheliatequila February 04, 2010
a wanna be athlete with frail bones. unable to catch a fly ball without breaking a knee cap. can usually be found in emergency rooms or wearing a cast.
"Poor frankie he 's a total mook now."
"Ever since 50 I've turned into an absolute mook"
by sheliatequila February 06, 2010

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