Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna
dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because
I'm so fucking ugly that
no one would like
me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd
so I buy girl jeans that
don't fit my disgusting
body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs
but I like
The Faint and underage drinking.
activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend
girlfriend know that
I’m a fucking faggot.
time I go to clubs I have
to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because
I secretly have
and all my friends
really HATE ME because
all I ever do it make out with
kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club
.. and of course
I make out with
look EXACTLY like
its cool to pretend
I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club
82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s
cigarettes and talk shit
about everyone that
has their back
turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing
my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like
fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always
pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.