4 definitions by sheepdog1982

trout farm

a place, usually a bar/club, but can conceivably be anywhere that an unusually large number of good-looking women is concentrated. best when unexpected.

Oh my God, who knew that there would be so many hot moms at the fun fair at my kid's school-it was a freaking trout farm.
hot moms

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

spreading the blanket

being less than truthful

i don't know for sure, but it seems to be similar to "pulling the wool over one's eyes"

When my parents suspected me of lying to them, they told me that they thought I was spreading the blanket a bit.

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

cognitive bulimia

the phenomenon of your mind immediately purging itself of something that it no longer has need of.

Curt: I was trying to help my 10 year old with his homework yesterday and I completely freaking forgot how to multiply fractions.
Rod: Yeah, I know what you mean, I had to take a Philosophy course in college, and the minute it was over....bang....cognitive bulimia....without even realizing it I forgot everything I spent a semester memorizing.

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010