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A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.
I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.
by shartner January 27, 2013
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