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24 definitions by shard

1. Jesus
A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
by Shard Feb 28, 2005 add a video
2. marines
The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.
The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.
by Shard Apr 21, 2005 add a video
3. Karate
The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.
A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."
by Shard Feb 28, 2005 add a video
4. turban
A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.
That turban is bling!
by Shard Apr 19, 2005 add a video
5. family values
A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.
Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.
by Shard Apr 21, 2005 add a video
6. Bowstaff
A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.
I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!
by Shard Feb 28, 2005 add a video
7. juggalette
A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?
by Shard Apr 19, 2005 add a video
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