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39 definitions by shannon motowakan

 
1.
WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 02, 2011
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2.
TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011
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3.
NIG NUG TREE IS A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATED WITH STOLEN GRAPE FLAVORED CANDY CANES MOST OF THEM BROKEN AND INSTEAD OF A STAR FOR A TOPPER A STOLEN HOOD ORNAMENT FROM A BUICK REGAL IS GLUED ON TOP!
A NIG NUG TREE IS FOUND AT THE BASE OF AN ERUPTED VOLCANO!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011
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4.
SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL
A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 21, 2011
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5.
To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 03, 2011
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6.
WHEN ONE HIDES IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF A JEWISH TEMPLE AND JUMPS OUT AND SCARES ANYONE WHO WALKS BYE HIM BY SCREAMING PEEKA JEW I SEE YOU!
I DROPPED A PENNY AND HID BEHIND MY CAR A MAN BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I JUMPED OUT AND YELLED PEEKA JEW THE MAN NEARLY SHIT A MATZA!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011
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7.
a boched boob job were the nipples fall off and they sew chicken clits on for replacements
man that stripper got some clit nipples
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
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