The best seagull to ever walk/fly upon/above planet Earth. He can only be described by the words majestic, valiant, and positively sensual. He is the leader of his seagull pack, he commands demons, he is the reincarnation of Satan. He is much larger than the other seagulls, has rustled hair, orange tinted eyes, and is almost completely white, making him far superior to his avian cohorts. He flies funny due to the fact that he is so damn humongous that gravity should pull his ass to the ground, but he can even resist the forces of natural because of he is that freaking awesome. Worship him, fear him, but do not deny him the cafeteria fries that he so desires.
Bob: Damn that seagull is giant!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!