19 definitions by shanewood

Slang for meth. So called because of the way a bulbie glows when youre smokin it.
Watch out for TJ... That dude's smokin glow again.
#meth #speed #ice #dope #glowie
by ShaneWood July 26, 2012
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, J├Ągermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
#shot #nasty #booze #liquor #drunk
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.
Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.
#nuts #balls #gonads #testicles #huevos
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
Pronouced like "coffee cups." Describes the crippling combination of coughing and hiccuping that sometimes occurs after taking a huge rip of weed. Every time you cough, you hiccup. This can be quite unpleasant and even painful and will sometimes last for over 30 minutes. It can cause profuse sweating, dysphoria, and gagging/vomiting. A few people have even reported partial loss of bowel control resulting in inadvertent farting and/or sharting. Most hiccup cures (holding breath, drinking water, etc.) are futile as this sort of ailment is beyond any normal hiccuping/coughing fit.
"Goddamn I got the fucking coughiccups. I knew I shouldn't have ripped the 4-footer. This is ruining my night."
#cough #coughing #choking #weed #cannabis
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.
"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."
#weed #cannabis #pot #herb #danks
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.
"Man I can't find any danks anywhere. Let's go to my homie's on 13th and Ames and snag some northos."
#schwag #swag #weed #herb #grass
by ShaneWood January 07, 2012
Slang for Jesus Christ
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
#jesus #jesus christ #god #jc #church
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
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