When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.
Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!
Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.
Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.
Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!
A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.
Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.
'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'
A combination of stoned
popularised by those drug-takers that use alcohol to level off their buzz.
Man, I was totally stunk last night!
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