1 definition by shamboy911

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A jern is a girl.
A pretty and sexy girl.
U ever smash a jern raw and her cootch is so good and u jus don't wanna pull out?

Yo John, u see the big titty spanish jern in aisle 6 with the tmac under that dress?
by shamboy911 May 12, 2011

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