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2 definitions by sgt mo

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer
that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme
by sgt mo January 07, 2009
a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth
i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.
by sgt mo January 08, 2009