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by sexybanana November 23, 2021
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A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.
Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
by sexybanana August 26, 2013
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