one of the 50 states in what is known as the United States. Utah is seemingly made famous for its excess of mormons, virgins, meth, and republicans. Also for its lack of alcohol, amusement, prostitutes, and anything worth ever participating in. Studies show that those who grow up in utah are ten times more likely to punch a small child with malice as an adult.
oh fuck, are we in utah? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!