12 definitions by seriouslyliz

filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.

I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!

by seriouslyliz June 14, 2008

Goldfish

Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.

Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!

by seriouslyliz June 14, 2008

Goldfish

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

by seriouslyliz June 13, 2008

touchy feety

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

by seriouslyliz June 13, 2008

spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.

Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.

by seriouslyliz June 14, 2008