21 definitions by senator assface

All members of the republican party.
Republicriminal scum...
by Senator Assface September 09, 2006
The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.
Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.
by Senator Assface September 08, 2006
Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.
Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!
The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.
by Senator Assface November 19, 2006
I'm not much for G-Unit...but they're a whole-fuckin-lot better than that punk bitch Ja Rule and Murder Inc.
by Senator Assface August 25, 2006
Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

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