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A derogatory noun used to denote an employee who feigns common illnesses to get time off work. It is commonly used by the aforementioned person's disgruntled colleagues who are aware of the deceipt taking place
So and so is a migraine skank - he recovered from swine flu in 24 hrs?
by self proclaimed genius December 25, 2009
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