A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.
Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.
*5 years later*
Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
Man 1: "I ate a creampie today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Yeah. And it doesn't sound healthy either."
Man 1: "I know. I mean just dairy fat and crust. Next time I'll get a cupcake."