82 definitions by sega31098

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.
YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
by sega31098 October 23, 2011

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The greatest man ever lived who tried to give off a message of love, kindness and caring to humanity.

Unfortunately, SOME members of his fan club had to degenerate his message to a point where it practically became a message of hatred.
Jesus Christ: Love thy neighbour.

New fundamentalist group: Thank god for 9/11, thank god for gays being persecuted, thank god for disasters on foreign countries, thank god for our exclusive luxuries. All non-believers must die!

Jesus Christ: *Facepalm*
by sega31098 July 12, 2011

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The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.
User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land?
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.
by sega31098 October 01, 2010

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The worst song that has ever been created.
Sorry guys, but I think Stupid Hoe is even worse than Friday.
by sega31098 March 28, 2012

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North America's 4th largest suburb, located east of Toronto, with a population of around 738,000.

Mississauga is a large suburb that is desperately trying to act like a city.
Hey look! Mississauga has a gigantic modern skyline! Look at that! Let's go there!

*Entering*

Wait, they're all residential skyscrapers! And all the traffic is going to Toronto!
by sega31098 December 13, 2011

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What I'll keep doing to this definition, and there's nothing you can do to stop me (except thumbs down).
I'll keep coming back here to thumbs up this definition.
by sega31098 April 06, 2011

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USA: A neutral term to refer to clumsiness. Unlike its UK counterpart, this has absolutely no negative connotations

UK: An incredibly derogatory term referring to people with cerebral palsy, in a similar way retarded is often used as an insult around the world.
Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

USA:

American Student: "Man, that train is so spastic."
American Teacher: "Yeah. It probably needs some fixing."

UK:
British Student: "Wow! That train is spastic."
British Teacher: "Derogatory slurs in class? DETENTION!"
by sega31098 November 11, 2014

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