1 definition by seedy old man

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The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn
by seedy old man August 03, 2012

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