2 definitions by sedgewick.sage

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What can I say...

Truly I mean that, what do I, a former military sailor, know of Saddam Hussein? Has anyone ever spoken with several people who would confirm that this man has actually done anything terrible to anyone? Lets examine the facts as they lay now--

a) the people in the region are fully segregated into multiple hater groups and will kill each other through any means at hand

b) when the U.S. pulls out of Iraq, they will leave it open to the civil war that the media keeps alluding to and then we will have ourselves a 'new' Saddam figurehead to bastardize.

c) not one of you shits on this website has any proof beyond the media, which is wholly propagandized by the corps. that run america aka U.S..

d) if you people dont wake up and smell the shit coming, its going to hit you in the face. tv is a joke medium for the truth. people from other countries are a joke medium, after all when our country lies why not all others. if you didnt see something personally you should be maintaining a neutral state of opinion on it at all costs. this keeps your government from brainwashing you into believing whatever like the U.S. pretends only the 'commies' do, when in fact our gov is no dif than any other. use your brain and make your own decisions people. yes, it is harder than eating the shit salad news that you get on tv, but no it isnt that damn hard.
Blinder: Saddam Hussein killed thousands with chem weapons.

Realitist: Oh ya, how do you know?

Blinder: saw it on fox news!

Realitist: You do realize I could personally put that together and make it look good enough in a very small amount of time?(flat out truth, I could make a news net and fuck your mind with whatever I wish if i had money to bribe enough fucks to promote me on the network, think about it)

Blinder: fuck you Commie bitch, die!!!!!!
by sedgewick.sage August 17, 2006

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Firstly, depression is NOT a disease. Fuck the people who are brainwashed to thinking so. Depression is a state of mind which is persistant because, lets face it, life is depressing for the masses. Dont let the media fool you into believing their bullshit. You are normal, you hate your life because you are being used and always will be most likely. You have to fight this and continue on. I do it through a simple litany-- "because fuck them". That is it. Why let anyone else take advantage of your unhappiness by taking your money, most likely leaving you in a more depressing position???? Piss on them, fight back, live to see them fail since they are part of the source of your depression! Another thing, the world, a.k.a. your gov, is very depressing to even contemplate, so until a revolution you should work around or with it to meet your goals. Never be put off by the sad state of affairs worldwide, what have they to do with you on the small scale(sometimes a lot more than others but still)? When all else fails, and I'm not shittin' you, say "Fuck It!". At that point anything in your way becomes dogmeat and <god?> help it! Right! Fuck this depressing shithole and keep your life because you will never know if it is all you have until its over and not even then if you aren't religous such as me. Just don't give up because you live in the same shite the majority has had for billions of years. Its called mediocrity nowadays, live and let live is the only solution and drop the "American Dream" because it died the day that all big corps were made concrete. You have no disease, my friend. Fuck them all! You have a concept known as reality and they dont want to live there because it doesn't profit them! "you are probably smarter than them in fact"
I was totally encompassed by depression when every movie sucked last year, and every tv show is reality, and boy bands rocked the coast!

Whoa, what are you? Some kind of corp clone sent to destroy all thinking in the world with feel-good drugs?

Yeah! I'm the new don up in this bitch!

OH! <shotgun-blasts are heard>
by sedgewick.sage August 17, 2006

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