someone that works ridiculously hard but still only does okay, has the worst luck in the world, has savage hair that can't be tamed, swears A LOT, is addicted to red bull like its meth, and only attracts straight up creepers. pity this girl.
"I heard some girl's computer crashed right after she finished writing her 150 page thesis."
"Must've been Sabrina
, sucks to be her"