- A Wild Wild West town. Where
on any random night you can watch the douchebags stumbling out of the saloon (night club) - getting on their horse
(crotch rocket) and toting their
gun around like an idiot while accidently
girlfriend in the face in a drunken
accident. Any given night in Belltown.Seattle
- a town that
wants to be a mix of Las Vegas, San Francisco and Los Angeles so bad it's willing to piss all over
it's legacy and uniqueness to cater to the screwballs who move here while raising
rent, tearing down your
apartment and all your
and bars and culture and making room for the yuppies who are convinced that
paying half a million dollars for a 300ft
condo is a "deal" compared to where
they were from.
A town that
stops dead by 8pm Sunday - Thursday Night - One of America's most tech savvy regions
but addicted to 9-5 culture with everyone in the city up at the same time and on the same roads driving their
SUVs to Microsoft every morning, clogging up the roads with nobody
working remote and we're still trying to figure out why we have the worst
traffic in America.
Homeless people fiending for crack and innocent
people who will take a screwdriver through the throat if they don't hand over their
change. A state with one of the highest unemployment
rates in the country
and home of the richest man in the world.
Don't come to Seattle
unique culture and diversity. We gave that
up a long
time ago when we handed over
our best neighborhoods to the douchebags and the crackheads. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, grunge, "jet city", the Sonics, clean air, underground
's been drifting away
for 15 years.
But when you're tired hip hop, shooting crack, high gas prices, douchebags, depression, unemployment
and trying to fit in with the hipsters on Capitol Hill by being
a poser and gelling down your hair
for the coked out look and when you just cant take it anymore you can go 40 minutes east
and you're in the mountains or 2 hours west and you've got your
feet in the sand
on the Pacific Coast with the nasty sand
dunes, seaweed and everything
to those idiots writing about Seattle here
....I'm the one telling the truth...
If you want to experience the northwest as described
the way Seattle
, you need to get down
to Portland. A town that KNOWS
what they are doing. A place that
uniqueness and could give a crap less about
of the west coast. The way Seattle
used to be.
But when you hear people talking shit saying stuff like "this is the greatest city in the world" remember, they're lying. Don't listen
to them, listen
to me. I've lived here
my whole life and I'm telling the truth, not them. I love this city!