2 definitions by sean ilderton

When you’re significant others arms go out from the exertion you used while banging her from behind, and she gets a rug burn or some other form of inflamation on her neck.
Dude I’m on the couch for a week I gave my old lady a ruffneck
by sean ilderton February 22, 2004
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stagnant vaginal secretions from a grandmoter
"Granny left some mop water when she got up from her chair"
by sean ilderton February 22, 2004
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