1 definition by seahowl

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(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).
Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.
by seahowl September 15, 2006

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