23 definitions by scuba steve

The sound that is made when you wreck your moped. (Mike Kory)
I turned too sharp and all of the sudden... PHOSHAMBO... there was only one thing it could have been. I had wrecked my moped
by scuba steve August 25, 2003
The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.
I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.
by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005
Having a filled out physique with more emphasis placed on muscle mass than definition; swoll.
Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.
by scuba steve January 09, 2005
extremely bored to the fifth power
I am so noab im going to freak out.
by scuba steve March 22, 2004
A facade. A way for record companies to get rich off the same music that gullible techsuckers already own. Don't buy into the bullshit about better sound quality, especially of SACDs that were culled from digitally recorded originals and not master tapes. All CDs that are SACD are copy-protected so you can't play them on your PC, you can't rip them, and you can't upload them -- no back-ups, which is just what they want.
Austin: Hey, is that an SACD?
Me: Uh, no, I just turned my treble up.
by scuba steve January 15, 2005
'capping' or killing.
i'm out cappin some bitches that owe me money!
by scuba steve December 23, 2004
To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.
"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"
by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

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