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2 definitions by scott p. kelly

 
1.
When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.
Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.
by scott p. kelly November 08, 2007
 
2.
When a womens gut is so large it hangs over her vagina shadeing it from the sun
I had to use my forearm to hold up Marys cuntbrella so I could go down on her.
by scott p. kelly November 08, 2007