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2 definitions by scott negley

 
1.
One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
by scott negley March 21, 2007
 
2.
The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.
I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.
by scott negley March 21, 2007