1 definition by schroedersoul

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VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.
No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?
by schroedersoul May 05, 2009

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