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5 definitions by scammer steve

 
1.
A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!
by Scammer Steve April 08, 2008
 
2.
Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!
by scammer steve April 06, 2008
 
3.
A female trying to do a man job. Humpty Cunts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. Any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can't do the job.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty cunt is useless.

She is just a useless Humpty Cunt, she never pulls her own weight!
by Scammer Steve April 06, 2008
 
4.
A person who lives down the street. A neighbor or other aquaintance with whom you socialize.
Honey, why don't we invite the Kreellers over to play cards on Saturday night.

God Dammit! the Kreelers dog shit on my lawn again!
by Scammer Steve April 05, 2008
 
5.
A condition where your conscious over rides your desire to have sex with hot young groupies who follow your band.
What a couple of Kreellers, they never get laid. That guy has a case of the Kreel, either that or his wife is in the bar. I had the Kreel once, but I am better now. Divorce is the best cure for the Kreel.
by Scammer Steve April 05, 2008