53 definitions by sarah lambert
| 36. | GG tail | ||
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To take a dump. People use the expression grow a tail to say they're taking a dump, and if you know anything about GG Allin then you know that he would commonly take a dump on stage... hence the term I have coined 'GG tail'. I had to find a bathroom quick so I could grow a GG tail.
I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail. |
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| 37. | ass quief | ||
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When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief. "Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."
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| 38. | get laid brigade | ||
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what you call the brigade in high school.
For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads. Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?
Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too! |
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| 39. | fugo de cow | ||
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A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).
It pretty much means what it sounds like- fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer. I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for. Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.
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| 40. | doo-doo shoot | ||
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The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole. "My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."
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| 41. | finger wave | ||
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When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole. "I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."
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| 42. | meatball marinara | ||
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when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period and then when you "finish" she licks the blood off your balls, hence the term meatball marinara Most guys usually dont get any when their girlfriend is on the rag, but Richie always gets a meatball marinara. Hes so lucky.
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