3 definitions by sammoot

The act of smearing peanut butter (usually extra crunchy) onto ones penis and inserting it into a partners anus.
"Damn, south korean girls just love a peanut butter butthole."

"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."
by sammoot September 23, 2013
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An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"

Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
by sammoot November 23, 2013
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The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.
"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"
by sammoot November 19, 2013
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