1 definition by sam martin

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Lay yourpartener/victim so there nice and comfy! Then stretch over a nice peice of clingfilm over there gaping mouth. Now whip out your ass and take a hefty steamy shit inside there cakehole! Now you must unleash the beast! whap out your turgid veiny meat injection and slam it in there mouth! fuck there mouth untill an explosion of hot shit and creamy man juice fill there throat and mouth!!! trust me and try it its fucking ace!!!
hey kyle why dont you and your mother pop round later so i can fucking lay down a hot lunch on her sweet juicy mouth!
by sam martin June 03, 2007

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