1 definition by salfino

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The ultimate and never benevolent ruler of the Universe.

Also an individual who rapes at such high speeds that his presence is not noticeable. You may replace the letter "f" with any other letter of the alphabet to create your own character with the aforementioned qualities.
Heelo. I am Falfin.
by salfino December 06, 2008

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