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1 definition by salamander face

 
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A hairy human freaks of nature that belittles and annoys the peaceful salamander heads but hopelessly get beat and sent back to their nesting grounds. They will also pillage helpless villages and after conquered, continue to run around the village on all fours for 2 days pounding their chest. They can be coaxed or baited into traps with ripe bananas quite easily.
"In other news today, Gorillaface "Cougs" and his gang of hairy freaks tried to conquer the last remaining salamander head village in an attempt to extinct them. "
by salamander face January 10, 2012