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1 definition by salad fingers147

 
1.
The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.
Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines
by salad fingers147 October 24, 2005