1 definition by safari man

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an ugly fat bitch closely related to the african elephant and a decendent of hippo. they say when it is fully grown it is as large as a mountain and can weigh as mush as a small island.
The harjon is "cutenwild" and she got a car at the age of 8.
by safari man October 28, 2008

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