1 definition by s0ckpuppet

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One who drags their ass so far behind so as to secure themselves a place in history as a total loser.
> Have you met the new guy that moved into the neighborhood last month?
< Yes. I met him when he first arrived and so far he hasn't unpacked one box yet.
> Wow, that guy must be a total slacker.
by s0ckpuppet April 01, 2012

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