2 definitions by russianbear

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Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
by RussianBear December 09, 2013

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the proper way for any individual to address the judge in the court of law if that individual is on a telivision court show
"Yonner, the bruises were there before i hit 'er."
by russianbear May 04, 2005

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