4 definitions by russ's_gf

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the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.
my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha
by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

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group of slags,commonly pikeys.usually comprises the fat one,the thin one,the loud-leader slag,the quiet one and the hangers-on.
woah would you look at that gaggle of slags
by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

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a verb.profession of guys usually sporting taped glasses and cheesy grin at school.pointless,often amusing exercise.
Oh look,Pete is nerding in the corner.
by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

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word for a mistake,or anything remotely irritating.the daddy of all swear words,can be used to shock,offend or both.
F**KSH*TUP i broke my ruler.
by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

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