Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)
guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.