Gretna is a place where rednecks, goths, STDs, and Teen Pregnancy spread like butter on a biscuit.
Everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.
Nothing is in Gretna except for sex sooo don't expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (AKA: Stuff that paint thinner can't take off.)
Jack: Where are we?
Jim: We're in Gretna Virginia.
Jim: Nevermind we're past it now.
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